Richmond coterie groups were being put on a war footing as Matthew ‘Riiiiiiiiichooooo Riiiiiiiiiiichooooo’ Richardson became the first Tiger player since the heady days of KB to be put near a sentence that included ‘winner’ and ‘Brownlow’.
Continue Reading 5 comments May 7th, 2008
Here at puntroad.com towers, if there is one thing that we are good at, it is turning tragedy into comedy. And we also good at turning the tragedy into comedy into a t-shirt. This 2008 season, we will be releasing several tshirts for you, and for the significant Tiger in your life
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The Hawthorn Football Club today announced that, as part of the AFL’s mandatory rebranding and marketing exercise, they will be known as the Hawthorn Retrievers.
Continue Reading 2 comments April 30th, 2008
Sexual researchers have discovered a method to assist men who are unable to hold on for long enough to satisfy their sexual partner
Continue Reading 2 comments April 30th, 2008
Puntroad.com understands that the Tiger’s Football Department has been granted unlimited authority by the Richmond committee to deploy extreme prejudice in the execution of Sunday’s game plan in its attempts to curb Hawthorn’s awesome forward line, including cosying up to nascent world super-powers.
Continue Reading 4 comments April 24th, 2008
In recognition of the influential role he played in Richmond’s draw with Footscray as well as the win over Fremantle last week, the Australia 2020 Summit late on Sunday voted to directly place Matthew Richardson in the AFL Hall of Fame.
Continue Reading 2 comments April 21st, 2008
Richmond’s comprehensive doing over of Fremantle on Sunday evening has put paid to one of footballs most popular theories - that with out forward Kanye Pettifer, Richmond will not win.
Continue Reading 6 comments April 15th, 2008
In a move widely seen as an attempt to garner public sympathy for his ailing coaching career, Richmond coach Terry ‘Plough’ Wallace announced yesterday that he was in counselling with world renowned phrenologist, Dr Hubert Horowitz, to address long-seated self-esteem issues and was negotiating with Andrew Denton, New Idea and Naturist Weekly to tell his story.
Continue Reading 2 comments April 10th, 2008
The AFL announced today that this week’s marketing opportunity, Fremantle v Richmond at Subiaco Oval in Perth will be a celebration of Sweet and Sour Chicken.
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Richmond coach Terry Wallace reacted angrily to suggestions that following his side’s 44 point loss to Collingwood in the ‘Search for Your Prostate Game’ at the Bob’s Big Boy Fried Chicken Stadium (formally the MCG) on Sunday, his team’s season was ‘in the toilet’.
Continue Reading 5 comments April 7th, 2008
On the eve of Sunday’s ‘Search For Your Prostate’ game, former Collingwood champion, ex-publican, ‘retired’ commentator, erstwhile developer and Toyota immortal Peter Daicos has rocked the football world by suggesting the game was better in his day.
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Richmond today announced that they would be counter-suing Ben Holland as the increasingly acrimonious feud between player and club hots up.
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Round 7
Richmond vs Geelong
17th May 2008
2:10 pm @ Bob’s Big Boy Fried Chicken Stadium
Just like ole’ times, Gary Ablett will tear us apart.