Loading ...In a day of high drama, Guy McKenna today instructed the Queensland Police to issue and All Points Bulletin for the signature of young Richmond star Trent Cotchin.
Speaking at the Gold Coast headquarters of the GC 17 football club, Guy “Bluey” McKenna spoke of his concern for Trent’s signature’s well being. “Look, we just want to make it clear that we are primarily worried about long term safety of the little squiggle. We believe that it has a good home here at the bottom of a piece of A4 with a large number at the top, preceeded by a dollar sign.”
Detective Signor Sargent Steve “Ken” Oath outlined the last known movements of the signature. “We believe that Trent’s signature was heading north from the Richmondish area in Melbourne in the state of Victoria which is also in Australia. This was due to some domestic issues that were unable to be resolved amicably and we believe that, like many young people’s signatures, Trent’s felt that the Gold Coast would be a good place to hang out, suss out the local scene and maybe enter the prostitution racket once the coin ran out.
“However at sometime on Monday, we understand that there was a sign that the domestic issues involving pocket money had been resolved and Trent’s signature decided that maybe the Gold Coast wasn’t such a good idea after all. The signature was last seen crossing the Tweed and dotting the i’s. We have reason to understand that it maybe with Jack Zeibel’s signature.”
Anyone seeing Trent’s signature should not approach it, but contact Scott Clayton at the GC 17 dog house