Hawthorn confirmed its status as the most hair conscious team in the AFL yesterday and evoked memories of the halcyon days of Dermie’s mullet and Daniel Chick’s crazy “do”. During a torrid final quarter “My Favourite Pony” Sammy Mitchell became so enamoured of Ben Nason’s locks that he decided to test whether the young Richmond midfielder came with a hair extension feature. [...]
In the wake of the NRL’s “storm in the largest body of water you can imagine multiplied by infinity and rounded up” the Richmond football club has moved quickly to assure fans that there is no danger of them having premierships taken [...]
Richmond Football Club announced today that they were entering a partnership with hot new web start-up “Shaved Mullet” to provide an exciting new service for success-starved Richmond [...]
Local Richmind mental health professional, Gustav Jung today offered his opinion on Daniel Connors close encounter with a toilet [...]
Richmond Football Club Coach Damian “Dimma” Hardwick today said that, despite another 10 goal thumping, there was absolutely nothing to panic [...]
Richmond El Supreme Supremo Benny Gale today angrily refuted claims that there were some problems in the life of troubled star Ben Cousins. “Look I angrily refute the suggestion that something is amiss with Benny. Sure he’s been admitted to hospital for an extended period with an “upset tummy”, sure he’s a 32 year-old recovering drug addict that hasn’t been [...]
Richmond Football Club fans today were coming to terms with the length of the season after the rather cruisey loss on Sunday. Adding to the confusion for many fans was watching Coach Damian “Dimma” Hardwick coach from the interchange [...]